Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

Previous Random Joke Next

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

A: Because of its appeal.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.