Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.