What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D