What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo