What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke