What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.