What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.