What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...