What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.