Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!