Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Bronchitis Jokes More Bronchitis Jokes

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).