What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.