What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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He kept trying to tune her G string.

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What's today's date?

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OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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They bring flowers to his grave.

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.