What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.