What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.