What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...