Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...