Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.