Environmentalist Jokes

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the staff party go to jail?

Because they were in treble.

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Bin Jokes More Bin Jokes

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch