Environmentalist Jokes

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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What's the kinkiest leafy green?

Collared Greens

What do you call a green polo shirt?

Collared greens

Bin Jokes More Bin Jokes

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

Recycle Bin Jokes More Recycle Bin Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles?

She's the only one with a blue box.