Environmentalist Jokes

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

You might also enjoy:

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

Bin Jokes More Bin Jokes

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

Recycle Bin Jokes More Recycle Bin Jokes

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !