How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.