How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes