How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

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What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.