Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.