Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue