Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!