Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.