Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.