Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.