Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.