Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!