Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

Previous Random Joke Next

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!