How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.