How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack