How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack