Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

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What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Snooker Player Jokes More Snooker Player Jokes

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Pool Player Jokes More Pool Player Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

How do you get a pool player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string