Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

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What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Pool Player Jokes More Pool Player Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

How do you get a pool player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Snooker Player Jokes More Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"