Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?

A: A new age song.

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Pool Player Jokes More Pool Player Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

How do you get a pool player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.