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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Pool Player Jokes More Pool Player Jokes

How do you get a pool player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

Snooker Player Jokes More Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.