Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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How do you get a pool player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.