Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Cue Stick Jokes More Cue Stick Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side