Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it