One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
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To pot the brown.
Literally all gardening stops
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
A: A-cue-stick.
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
The captain's log.
Urine trouble.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...
That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.
You brown it on one side