Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

Cue Stick Jokes More Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window