Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes : Who Who A black owl goes : Who dat who dat

Cue Stick Jokes More Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

What do you call a white black person?

Brown recluse.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!