What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?