Because Sheeran
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One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.
Ed. U. Cation!
Because Sheeran away.
Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.
Cz sheeran
Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.
He paws-ed it!
Sheeran
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
Some people actually believe santa exist.
Because why MC, eh
Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).
A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.
Let my peephole grow!
Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
To render the buildings on the other side
They both have problems finding x.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Because they all wear red shirts