Sheeran Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!