Sheeran Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Gingerbread Jokes More Gingerbread Jokes

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it