Sheeran Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.