Brake Jokes

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake