How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver