How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.