How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.