What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

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How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev