What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.