What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.