What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

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Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?

Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."