What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?

Her last one

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.