What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !