What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay