What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !