What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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What do black people drive?

house prices down

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.