What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.