Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.