New I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth