New I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

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There's 19 of them

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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

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What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

64 Jokes More 64 Jokes

Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.