What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...