What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.