What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle