What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...