What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head