Tu Can Chu
Because they're stuck between a 69.
Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
Because they hate Tibet.
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
Because he might peek at chu.
Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu
You put tu and tu together.