Tu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

Rio Olympics Jokes More Rio Olympics Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Tutu Jokes More Tutu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement?

Gey protein.

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!