Tu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

You might also enjoy:

Soy Milk Jokes More Soy Milk Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

removed

How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

China Jokes More China Jokes

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.