Tu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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China Jokes More China Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Rio Olympics Jokes More Rio Olympics Jokes

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Soy Jokes More Soy Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.