Tu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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Rio Olympics Jokes More Rio Olympics Jokes

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Lone Ranger Jokes More Lone Ranger Jokes

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

Tutu Jokes More Tutu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?