What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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What do you call an elderly Mexican man?

A senr citizen

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "