You'll never be president, Jeb.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
A construction site
Donald Tr- WRONG!
Lincoln, because he is in a cent.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
