What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes