Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.