How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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What's for dinner, mom?

Cannibal kids: "What's for dinner Mom "

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Telemarketer Jokes More Telemarketer Jokes

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.