How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.