What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

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What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.