How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about?

Dramameme.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.