I don't care. You pick
none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
To change sides.
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.
Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.
A drunk Irishman.
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"
When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked