How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

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What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !