How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece