What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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He got crossed.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay