What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay