What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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Dance moves.

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It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay