What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.