What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.