What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

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What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.