Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way