Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

Because they're dead.

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What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!