Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.