Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe?

Roberto