Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.