Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.