Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride