What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.