How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!