How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians