Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.