Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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How do you test a saltshaker ?

You call in a redditor.

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do