Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant"

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do