Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.