Pepsi Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do