Burn Building Jokes

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.