Burn Building Jokes

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.