Burn Building Jokes

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

Unsubscribe Jokes More Unsubscribe Jokes

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose