Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

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Americans Jokes More Americans Jokes

Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.