Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns