What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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How do you call a black man flying a plane ?

A pilot.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers