What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.