What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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How do you catch defish?

With debate.

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.