What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.