How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

Why don't black people go on cruise ships?

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

Christmas Light Jokes More Christmas Light Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.