Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
They don't, it's a miff.
Because they're unfair.
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
an heir conditioner.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
The ones in the mail of course!
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
