Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
Because there is no water in Africa.
Because jail is free.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
He said it was too tight."
A Krismas goose.
Ones in a cup
They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
