Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
Both are outdated currency.
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
Because it wouldn't commute!
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Their balls are just for decoration.
Ones green and the other is black
Ones for coming and ones for going.
Because they only use half pipes.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
