Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees