Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Why are math books useless?

Because they are full of problems.

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.