Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER