Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.