What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."