What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12