What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!